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REAL dangerous thinking: “Listeners tune-in to hear compelling hosts.”

 

HC post:

For years, we’ve heard and read various Talk Radio industry figures theorize: “Listeners tune-in to hear compelling hosts.”

 

How incredibly self-centered of us.

We’re THAT interesting?

People are out there hanging-on-our-every-word?

 

And how convenient!

We-talk-you-listen radio makes money.

NOT.

Not anymore.

 

As Cher’s character said in “Moonstruck:” SNAP OUT OF IT!

As George Costanza put it: “Do the opposite!”

 

As we heard loud and clear November 4, people want-in-on the conversation, and they’ve had-it-up-to-here with business-as-usual.

Voters didn’t just reject Republicans and favor Democrats.

Voters rejected THE CONVERSATION ABOUT Democrats vs. Republicans.

 

Pull back and take the wide angle shot.

Consumer Reports and movie critics are out, blogs are in.

Rather than being-talked-at, people want to talk-with each other.

Do U txt?

 

Do you notice that — while people are spending more time using smartphones — they’re spending less time using radio?

Turn what-they-do-on-smartphones INTO radio.

 

Make callers the show.

As talent, your value is topic and technique.

Conceive, conduct, and barely-control the conversation.

Don’t dominate it.

Set the table, provocatively; then keep welcoming people in.

 

Participant comment:

Most call-in shows suffer from (a) opinionated rants from people who don't get out much and tend to believe everything they hear on hate radio or, (b) are so ignorant in the use of the English language their meaning is lost as it travels beyond their teeth.  A third problem is that hosts frequently shut down a conversation should the caller be of a different opinion than the host or as a result of too little time allotted to the call.  And never mind when hosts berate or constantly interrupt the caller (or just hang up).

Bottom line: talk shows will get my attention when a literate host has something to say and is given enough time in which to say it, whether I agree or not.  Shows/stations with people-on-the-street callers are turned off immediately (this includes music stations/shows where callers are frequent).

 

Participant comment:

I think there needs to be some sort of balance between the two.  If any of you have Sirius or XM, a good example is Pete Dominick's show on POTUS, Sirius 110 and XM 130.  He has an opinion, but he lets every caller talk and they have an open civilized discussion.  He can go off on a monologue, but he doesn't shut down opposing viewpoints.  I think it's what talk radio should be.

 

Participant comment:

I hear these types of callers

1)  Lunatics:  From either side of the aisle.  Host will either kill quickly or play with them ala cat and mouse.
2)  Seminar Callers:  Versed on one topic, but don't think outside the box.
3)  Those who call to hear their voice:  Need I go further.
4)  Those who call from the opposite perspective that allows the host to make their point:  Ususally a good host will use them to their advantage.  A good shouting match or get off my phone type call. 
5)  Those who call from the opposite perspective who have a compelling on air presence and know what they are talking about:  These folks are usually dispatched fairly quickly.  And that's sad.  Because those calls can be both compelling radio and educational. 
6)  Some 95 year old person who just had the oatmeal wiped from their chin and someone allowed them access to a phone. 

 

Participant comment:

I have never in my life tuned in to hear the callers.

Callers are a tool to be used by an entertaining persoanlity.

If you need callers to make your show, you're in the wrong business.

What talkradio needs MORE of, is hosts who are passionate, very opinionated, entertaining AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, not party-agenda-driven parrots.

There are hosts who have liberal opinions on some subjects and conservative opinions on others---all depends on the subject. That is how most people think anyway (vs. the ideologues typically heard). These type hosts are what the format needs most to break this stifling mold that discourages most, especially younger demos, from ever even sampling the format.

Talkradio's reputation preceeds it. That is not a good thing if you're interested in not just growth, but even maintaining the status quo.

 

HC reply:

The game changed.

Accelerated actually.

It was already changing, measurably.

 

As-if the listener's attention spans wasn't already short-enough 6 months ago, when Coleman Research (http://www.colemaninsights.com/ppmrush.htm) walked R&R Talk Radio Seminar attendees through that "PPM DNA of Rush Limbaugh" study data which demonstrated how his tune-in hits-the-floor just-MINUTES-into the opening blah blah blah.

 

Fast-forward to present day: Radio's #1 competitor -- that-little-voice-in-the-listener's-head-that's-thinking-about-something-else -- is now hollering through a bullhorn, pondering SURVIVAL.

 

Meanwhile, Sean Hannity's show just opened with screaming Rev. Jeremiah Wright sound.

 

Recommended technique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZMUbwOrZU

 

Participant comment:

Callers ARE NOT king. Entertaining hosts are. Good ones do all sorts of things to engage and entertain listeners. Taking calls is just one of them.

The format has been trending toward hosts who are less interesting, but more ideological and monothematic. It's depressing and uninteresting.

While many programmers gladly embrace this niche, it is poisoning the pool

of potential listeners.

 

Participant comment:

Since about 3 weeks prior to the election, I stopped watching Fox (which I once liked) and nbc (about 6 months ago). CNN and CBS have not been on my radar for over a year, They were/are ALL schills for O. Larry King and his questions are a better comedy show than Colbert.

I don't need an "interpreter" of the news, I need a fair reporter. I'm insulted by how (especially on my favorite am station WGN) the news people and the hosts treated McCain like a leper. When I e-mailed the GM about that, he pretended as though he didn't notice that. He told me about how "unbiased" the NEWS is. BALONEY!

I have recently been using the internet and C-SPAN.

I enjoy hearing "the opinion of the people" their accents, and their (often) illogical views each day. Washington Journal is great.

That list of "problem callers" is also what makes listening INTERESTING - NOT some blowhard  of an over-egoed host who is PAID to have a "passionate" opinion (who just looked it up on Google)on everything. THERE is the BORE!

I would RATHER hear the callers.

 

Participant comment:

I too think the days of the Cult of the All-knowing Host are numbered.

If you didn't listen to talk radio pre-Rush, or if you lived in a crummy town that didn't get talk radio before Rush and the Satellites hit, you didn't hear many of the great local hosts who were compelling, controversial and played off phone calls. The beautiful thing was, in the days before producers screened with the goal of "making the host look good" rather than making the station compelling, sometimes the caller won one. Which kept listener interest, like waiting for a car crash in NASCAR.

Even the shows with a milquetoast host had some interesting content, perhaps because callers felt less intimidated and rushed. I was listening back recently to a clip of a talk show from 1984 -- featuring a host who never expressed an opinion about anything -- and I was surprised at how intelligent and thoughtful the callers were. But of course there was no demonization of half the country going on, so of course it would fall flat, according to conventional wisdom today.

Sure there are the regulars and the cranks who can be played like a violin. But there are others who don't call because of the atmosphere, or don't get on because they're weeded out by screening as "too smart for the room", who could make great contributions of content if welcomed. And the best news is, it's all FREE content! Something else to consider in these times -- a host whose sole contribution to the program consists of "what do you think" may not be compelling enough to draw on his own -- but he'll probably come a lot cheaper than a "personality" -- perhaps even cheaper than the highest tier of syndicated shows that operate on cash plus barter.

 

Participant comment:

N/T listeners are tired of the same old tired talking points.

Listeners still tune in to hear what entertainers and opinion-leaders have to say on a topic.

I don't believe “Listeners tune-in to hear compelling callers.”

When it is called the "Callers to the Rush Limbaugh" show or the "Callers to the Sean Hannity/Dave Ramsey/Dr. Laura/Colin Cowherd/Jim Rome" show - then I'll believe HC.

 

HC reply:

You don't need to believe me if it's not comfortable to.  Just make a note on your calendar: May 26, 2009, six months from now.

 

Let's all reconvene here and see how "The I-I-I Me-Me-Me I-Talk-You-Listen-Democrats-Bad-Republicans-Good Show" is doing then.  We can also check some stock prices.

Meantime, you can marginalize what-I-am-merely-reporting-here as "assertions," rather than data.  But you do so at-the-risk-of counting-peanuts-instead-of-elephants.

 

NOT an opinion:  November 4, while Republican Radio ranted, the Democrat with the best Facebook page won.

 

The notion others cling-to here that people will FIRST stop-what-they're-doing-so-we-can-tell-them-how-WE-feel...THEN interact-with-each-other-about-it is as antique as it is arrogant.  Radio sure DOES feel threatened by the societal shift from cram-downs-from The Authorities to the new tech-enabled democracy.

 

But maybe you missed the story week-before-last about Google.  Google is now 7-10 days AHEAD OF The Centers for Disease Control at spotting flu outbreaks, based on Search.

 

Participant comment:

It is without question incumbent upon ANY host, to BE the main attraction. The callers are a tool to use to entertain the audience, but you damn well better be able to do at least as good a job holding that audience if the phones are slow that day.

You want a star hosting that show, fielding calls, pontificating about God-knows-what.

 

HC reply:

"Without question?"

 

I've got to return calls to a couple GMs who've had-it-up-to-here with weekend re-runs, morning drive features, rate increases, and other cram-downs from a couple national hosts whose-names-you-can-probably-guess.

 

And I invite you to be just-a-TAD-more-curious about this callers-are-merely-ornaments-to-The Host comfort zone too much of talk radio crouches in.

 

BEST moment of talk radio I heard week-before-last when Big Three Automakers went to Washington with-tin-cups-extended was NOT anything Rush or any of his army of local wanna-be's pontificated.  It was a caller, who said:

 

"HERE'S WHAT I WISH WE HEARD FROM ONE OF THOSE SUITS: 'THOSE OTHER TWO GUYS FLEW HERE ON THEIR CORPORATE JETS.  I JUST DROVE FROM DETROIT TO WASHINGTON...IN A TOYOTA!  AND HERE'S WHAT I LEARNED...'"

 

Participant comment:

I'm all for making calls more prominent in talk radio, but they have to be interesting [however that would work out in each instance, probably differently for each 'character'] enough to warrant it....

 

Participant comment:

This reliance on calls and “playing” to the phones flies in the face of not only common sense, but also what some of our most successful and insightful talk programmers have espoused.  And I’m not talking about the Rush-clone specialists.

 

HC reply:
Y'all-who're-dissing the power of User-Generated-Content: NOTE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT HERE.

YOU YOURSELF are making my point, simply by being here.

Your "host" [me]:
a.) chose a topic likely-to-be-of-interest-to this audience,
b.) scripted his open,
c.) stated his unambiguous position on it, then...
d.) prolonged the conversation by interacting with...(ready?)...CALLERS [you-who-posted, agreeing/disagreeing], while...
e.) non-callers [non-posters] listened [read].

What a concept.

You are the show here, not the host.
All I did was set-the-table.

 

NOTHING PERSONAL.  This is an industry-wide myopia.  Yesterday or today, one of the trades was quoting some dang consultant's surmise about WHICH-station-that-went-all-Christmas-too-early wins.  Has our industry become THIS limited and self-centered, and out-of-synch with "real people?"

 

Here's the math:

 

Time-spent-doing-things with smartphones is up, up, up.

+

Radio Time Spent Listening is eroding.  Has been for years, even with cume UP slightly.

=

Turn-the-smartphones INTO RADIO PROGRAMMING.

 

Participant comment:

Holland, do you have an example of who you may be thinking of who is doing it now?

 

HC reply:

As any host who suffers my coaching on an ongoing basis will tell you, I don't know ANYONE who's using the phone enough.

 

Callers aren't the issue.

Lack of 'em is a symptom.

 

Asking callers for expertise is a losing game.

Asking them for feelings can be lively talk radio.

 

00-05 (the newscast) is about facts. Hear what we have to say.

 

05-00 (inviting callers to weigh-in on the-topic-at-hand, often something reported 00-05) is about feelings. Let's hear what you have to say.

 

Participant comment:

Callers aren’t the answer.  Just what I want to listen to, another guy who doesn’t know much telling the guy on the air what little he knows.

 

HC reply:

Callers aren't the issue, they're the symptom.

The issue is attention-numbing business-as-usual.

Which, in Talk Radio, is I-talk-you-listen blah blah blah.

WHILE, in-every-way-they-can, people are choosing interactivity, elsewhere.

When programming degenerates into same-old-same-old, Time Spent Listening wanders.

Thus my suggestion that -- because radio TSL is down, while smartphone use is up/up/up -- we should put more smartphones on the air.

 

But, as I acknowledged earlier, questioning the "compelling hosts" crutch is threatening.

 

So, to pull-back-and-take-an-even-wider-angle-shot, here's an example that might be easier to view objectively.  It's a local TV news business-as-usual cliche: the-night-before-Thanksgiving.

 

All 4 local stations will be dutifully set up at the airport.  And, if they haven't downsized the news department too much yet, the Amtrak station.  It's already in the Assignments daybook for the-Wednesday-night-before-Thanksgiving-NEXT-year.  They'll all be there.

 

Last year, I flew home the TUESDAY before Thanksgiving.  The airport was a MADHOUSE.  And not a TV crew in sight.  Because this particular news was "scheduled" for the next night.

 

Imagine if ONE-of-the-four local stations WAS there Tuesday night.  Suppose it's the Fox affiliate.

And, at-the-top-of the 10 O'Clock News, they went live to the airport.  When that shot came on the monitor in the other 3 newsrooms, those other 3 newsrooms would've been stunned.  And that 10 O'Clock show would've looked-different-than -- and seemed a-step-ahead-of -- the other 3 shows.

 

Participant comment:

A good quality newscast always wins the time slot.

 

HC reply:

We'd like to think so, but not always.

Bring this up with a TV GM, and you'll get the speec h about value-of-the-network's-10PM ET-hour-as-lead-in for the late news.

 

And I'll defer to any Noo Yawkers here who can correct any-of-the-following-details I may be remembering incorrectly: When CapCities bought ABC (1988?), WABC-TV's news staff was cut from 150 to 75, but the early show ratings didn't flinch...because they still had Oprah.

 

Am I remembering that right?

 

Participant comment:

...what Holland Cooke is suggesting is already on the air, every weekday afternoon at 2pm (eastern) on NPR.  The show is called Talk of the Nation.  They have excellent guests, with a host who has done his homework studing the issue and intelligent callers who call in to ask questions or offer opinions to the guests.

 

HC reply:

Increasingly, Public Radio IS AN ISSUE.

 

Admittedly anecdotal, but NOT atypical:

Last night at dinner, I met someone whom I'd profile as direct retail advertisers' DREAM demographic.

I asked her to "name your car radio buttons" [what stations have you pre-set?]

As listeners do, she answered NUMBERS (not call letters, as people-who-work-in-radio would do).

The first three were below FM92.

 

More "statistical:" I expect to get an-earful-more on this next week at Arbitron's annual Consultant Fly-In conference.  Last year there, PPM data demonstrated what's-been-suggested here, listeners weary of commercial radio's same-old-same-old, lack-of-local-content, and schlock, are, increasingly shifting TSL to Public Radio.

 

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